Comments on: Monolith Hangover Giveaway

By: Kelly Wright

Kelly Wright — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 12:31:54 +0000

Sauerkraut soup is a nice cure too, though not many people like it. But it works! Even eating raw cabbages with a bit of salt relieves the hangover. And lots of pure water throughout the day!

By: Crystal

Crystal — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:24:53 +0000

Some greasy sustenance
greasy foods like pizza or mozzarella sticks
the greasiest breakfast you can find,
Nice greasy juicy artery clogging bacon
ADD a nice greasy taco for breakfast

Above remedies are going to make you feel even shittier. Your day will SUCK and I don’t think the following day will find you at your best.

Those advising the above must be VERY young

I prescribed my personal remedy within this conversation (which works quite well). However, I still like what was prescribed by Steve:

http://www.lightandmatter.com/html_books/0sn/ch01/figs/sled200dpi.jpg

By: Greg Sorg

Greg Sorg — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:35:23 +0000

Not necessarily in this order;
1. Lots of water (preferably before you go to bed but also the day after).
2. Some greasy sustenance (some the night before doesn’t hurt either (assuming you kept it down)).
3. High dosage of your preferred pain reliever at the prescribed intervals until cured.
4. Get rid of whomever is around (whether a temporary guest from the night before or someone more permanent). For a little while you are going to be a sniveling, disgusting, and shameful wreck that no one will want to see with an acute distaste for everything and everyone–so clear the area.
4. Long hot, steamy shower (as soon as you are able to get up walk without plummeting back to the floor).
5. Moan.
6. Groan.
7. Some woxy vintage (on a very low volume!). (You can exchange this for some bad cable TV or PBS documentary if desired).
8. Swear you will never drink that much again (this step is often debated regarding its effectiveness, but inevitably is always called upon by the victim, so just assume it will be part of the recovery process).
9. Call your friends as you begin to feel better to see when the next party is starting?
10. Repeat.

By: S. Frisby

S. Frisby — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:04:27 +0000

A piece of cinnammon toast followed by a rigorous teeth-brushing session and a shower. Cap it off with 5 instant lottery tickets and a magzine specializing in smut.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:12:48 +0000

A short ride on a decent rocket sled should do the trick:
http://www.lightandmatter.com/html_books/0sn/ch01/figs/sled200dpi.jpg

Scientists aren’t sure why this remedy is so effective. Some speculate that the deceleration phase mysteriously forces all the toxins out.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:28:01 +0000

Orange flavored Gatorade and Skyline Chilli, preferably a 3-way and several cheese coneys.

By: Crystal

Crystal — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 00:27:01 +0000

Hangover Cure That Works…

Sleep in (a cool climate is best, but not always available as in you are camping).

When you get up:

B-12 500 mcg

Folic Acid 400 - 800 mcg

1 - 2 Mucinex D tablets (have to sign for them in Ohio)

1 - 2 Bufferin or Ibuprofin tablets

Water or Iced Tea - Don’t suck down a whole bunch at once; sip slowly but often

You’ll be ready for the new day’s first beer before you know it !

By: chad

chad — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:49:11 +0000

Hangover Cure = Movement. Not listening to New Order’s first LP, simply moving around. Getting the blood flowing works for me. Take a walk, mow the lawn, sweat a bit. As much as lying around all day might sound appealing it simply extends the hangover.

By: Berserkr1979

Berserkr1979 — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:45:15 +0000

1. Take an Advil and lay back down for a few more hours.
2. When I do get up…A nice cup of coffee.
3. A dark room with either a couch or a bed, TV, and a DVD Player.
4. A stack of movies from Netflix.

By: Jaime

Jaime — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 18:41:28 +0000

This always works:

1. Advil early in the morning, back to sleep for an hour or two.
2. Go to a greasy spoon restaurant for brunch (Price Hill Chili in Cincinnati is the BEST for hangovers)
3. Watch terrible reality TV on the couch so you don’t feel like the biggest loser ever for being layed up all day. Basically anything on VH1 should do the trick.
4. Never under any circumstance eat chicken wings no matter how good they might seem.