Comments on: Life Of Brian DVD Giveaway!

By: fredrik

fredrik — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:13:44 +0000

You where raped???

well at first i was..

By: fredrik

fredrik — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:10:03 +0000

Where’s the foetus gonna gestate?

You gonna have it in a box?

Every good ones is taken so this maybe isnt the best but still funny…

By: fredrik

fredrik — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:01:59 +0000

Right this is the plan…

Now this is the palace in Caesar’s square.

Our commando unit will approach from the fish street under cover of night, and make our way to the north western main drain.

if questioned, we are sewage workers on our way to a conferance…

By: Clayton Kern

Clayton Kern — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:11:58 +0000

The best Life of Brian quote ever!

-Listen. I’m only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose

-Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I’ve finished with you!

-Well, who hit yours, then? Goliath’s big brother?

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 18:01:25 +0000

“And what have they ever given us in return?!”
“The aqueduct?”
“What?”
“The aqueduct.”
“Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that’s true. Yeah.”

By: jvk

jvk — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:56:04 +0000

Re: “The Life of Brian” radio documentary. I did not realize Graham Chapman was such a drinker. Very interesting program.

By: Stoock

Stoock — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:43:20 +0000

“How many Romans are going home?”

The same semester I was taking German class, I saw this film. This scene resonated.

By: Fred

Fred — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 22:53:51 +0000

“But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

I love that whole bit. :)

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:39:43 +0000

Ugh… I post my favorite, then see someone else beat me too it!

Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say “ex-leper”?
Ex-Leper: That’s right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! “You’re cured, mate.” Bloody do-gooder.

maybe no one has posted my second favorite…

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:37:17 +0000

Crucifixion guy: Crucifixion?
Prisoner 1: Yes.
Crucifixion guy: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

Crucifixion guy: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky (Prisoner 2): Er, no, freedom actually.
Crucifixion guy: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn’t done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Crucifixion guy: Oh I say, that’s very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really.
Crucifixion guy: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well…
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.